شاب فقير خطب بنت عمه المليونير

وزود عمه طلباته عليه فقـــال القصيده

سبحان من يرزق بتوع الملاييـن------------------
------------------ الرازق اللي ما يخيب الرجـا بـه

لي عم عنده معـرضٍ للصواليـن-------------------
-------------------أموت واعرف بس من وين جابـه

وإذا سألته قـال بعـت الدكاكيـن--------------------
------------------ما يدري إني ما هضمت الإجابـه

الشاهد إني رحت له قبـل يوميـن -------------------
---------------------في قصره العامـر ودقيـت بابـه

قال ارحب ارحب عدّ ورد البساتين ----------------
---------------------يا مرحبا باللـي لفـا يـا هلابـه

قلت البقا عـدّ النفـل والرياحيـن--------------------
-----------------يا شيخ شمل اهل الكرم والذرابـه

قال اسلم الله يحفظك لي من العين -----------------
-----------------وآمر أوامر حضرتـك مستجابـه

قلت الصراحة طالبٍ قرب غاليـن------------------
-------------------ودي تزوجنـي كريمتـك يـابـه

ثنّى وقال اهليـن والله وسهليـن -------------------
----------------والكون ترخص لجل عينك رقابـه

لكن ترا عندي شـروط وقوانيـن------------------
----------------قلت اشرط اشرط يا حبيب الغلابـه

قال أولاً مهر العروسـة ثمانيـن------------------
----------------غير الرسوم وغير حق العصابـه

والثانية عمك يبي منـك سبعيـن------------------
------------------رسم الأبـوّة والنسـب والقرابـه

وام العروسة حقها منـك ستيـن ------------------
-----------------عشانها ست الحسـن والمهابـه

واخوانها كلن يبي منـك خمسيـن-----------------
------------------عداً ونقـداً تنـدرج فـي حسابـه

وخواتها الخمس اعطهن من ثلاثين--------------
-----------------عشان تتوثـق عـروق النسابـه

وتجيب طقم عيار واحد وعشريـن ---------------
---------------وخاتم من الماس المصفى ترابـه

واكياس متروسة كعوب وفساتيـن---------------
-----------------ألوانهـا واشكالهـا مـا تشابـه

وموتر بسواقـه وفيـلا بدوريـن ------------------
------------------أثاثهـا مـن بطرتـه ينحكـابـه

واحجز لنا قاعة بقصر السلاطيـن---------------
---------------واحجز بهـا رقاصتيـن وربابـه

وامنع دخول اهل اللحى والبزارين--------------
----------------واعزم أميـر المنطقـة بالنيابـه

هذي الشروط اللي على بالي الحين--------------
---------------وذكرني اللي ما حسبنـا حسابـه

قلت اذكر الله يا عـدو المساكيـن----------------
------------------واستغفـره لا يبتلـيـك بعـذابـه

الظاهر إنك منت عارف أنا ميـن -----------------
----------------أنا لو ارقا فـوق متـن السحابـه

ما جبت حتى نص درزن مواعيـن----------------
--------------واضحك بكيفك واعتبرهـا دعابـه

شروطكم هذي شـروط المجانيـن-----------------
---------------شروطكم شغـل ابتـزاز ونهابـه

شروطكم تقصم ظهـور البعاريـن-----------------
-----------------شروطكـم همّـن وغـم وكآبـه

شروطكم والله سيوف وسكاكيـن----------------
--------------تذبح بنات المجتمع مـع شبابـه

وين الرضا والعطف واليسر واللين--------------
----------------اللي ذكرهـا الله بمحكـم كتابـه

وين الصفات اللي أمرنا بها الديـن ---------------
------------ وين اختفى نهج النبي والصحابـه

يا عم جعل اللي خلقنا من الطيـن----------------
----------------يرد عقلك مـن خطـاه لصوابـه

ويجعل نصيبي عند غيرك قل آمين---------------
------------ويحسن عزا الصابر ويجزل ثوابه

قال انت لو فكرت تفكير صاحيـن ----------------
-------------ما شفت في مجمل شروطي غرابه

حنا بعصـر العولمـة والمزاييـن ------------------
------------ ماهوب عصر الفلسفة والخطابـه

الناس تسعى للرتـب والنياشيـن-----------------
---------------وانت اهتمامك بالشعـر والكتابـه

والشعر ما ينفعك لو هو دواويـن ---------------
----------------ما دام جيبك مثـل بيـت الخرابـه

يا بوك لا تسمع كلام المصاخيـن---------------
------------واسأل مجرب عاش في وسط غابه

قلت الله اكبر يا محـرر فلسطيـن -----------------
--------------من يسمعك يحسبك ذيـب الذيابـه

تراك شايب راس مالـك رياليـن -----------------
------------- والبنت ما تسوى جنـاح الذبابـه

قال انقلع مالت على وجهك الشين---------------
----------------لا عاد اشوفـك عندنـا يالزلابـه

قلت ابشر ابشر لكن الباب من وين---------------
-------------واقفيت من عنده على صوت بابـه

My Best Friend

We have always been inseparable,

Well at least since the age of two,

Best friends we stood side by side,

It was always me and you.

We always told each other secrets,

There wasn�t anything we kept from each other,

I loved you more than anything,

You were like my brother.

From kindergarten to 4th grade,

You got teased for hanging out with a girl,

Still you never left me alone,

You put me before the world.

Then I fell in love,

With some guy in my 7th grade class,

And when he broke my heart,

You were there to kick his a$$.

You were always there for me,

Through the thick and thin,

Always you were there,

Being my best friend.

No matter what happened to us,

Or came in our way,

You never left me all alone,

You were there to stay.

You threw me the biggest party,

On my sweet sixteen,

Everyone from school was there,

But you I hadn�t seen.

As I went to open my presents,

I opened your card first,

It said the you loved me more than a friend,

And my tears soon began to burst.

Then out from the corner of the room,

You began to walk my way,

Tears came streaming down my face,

I began to runaway.

I locked myself in my room,

And cried tears to form a sea,

And soon I realized we were more than friends,

That we were meant to be.

I came out of my room,

To find you standing there,

I looked into your eyes,

And realized you really cared.

So soon you became my boyfriend,

And we kissed for moments to last,

And forgot all about just being friends,

Like we were in the past.

Then on my 21st birthday,

You took me for surprise,

As you went down on your knees,

And I looked right in your eyes.

You took my hand so firmly,

As you were about to change your life,

You took a ring from in your pocket,

And said,

Will you be my wife?.

I was so shocked my mind went blank,

I didn't know what to say,

As I softly spoke words so true,

Tears came as I said,

Okay!You looked at me and said,

I have another present waiting for you.

You opened the curtains only to see,

A BMW painted blue.

We both jumped in,

My brand new car,

And we took off for a ride,

Though we didn't go far.

Another car started swerving,

And right in a flash,

That car and I,

Had suddenly crashed.

It was a drunk driver,

Who took my soon to be husbands life,

And left me here all alone,

His soon to be wife.

If it wasn't for them,

He i'd still be alive,

Just shows to what happens,

When you drink and drive

Hurt feeling

I know you love me but I don't see you coming

so I'll come to you

I'm on my way

I see you standing there

so close but still barely out of reach

I need to be closer to you

soI'm on my way

I know your kiss

still remember tasting it on my lips

oh how much I want that again

I'm on my way.I hear your voice

how perfect it sounds

it is drawing me nearer

I'm on my way

I smell your cologne

it just makes me melt

even though I'm on my knees

I'm on my way

I can still feel your arms

you swallowing me with one hug

I'd die to feel them around me again

I'm on my way

I see you again

but hear someone else's voice

I can smell a different perfume

and I feel the tears coming

I turn away and one rolls down

I taste it on my lips;I'm on my way

away.I don't have to be able to touch you

but please don't abandon me

I guess if we can't be friendsI'm leaving

I'm on my way, away

Iove moved up wind away from you

I can't smell your sweet scent anymore

I still have my back to you

I'm leaving

I'm on my way, away

She has probably dropped you

I hear you calling

I wanna leave you but I can't

so babyI'm on my way

Only a moment until I can taste your kiss

I can still only see you

yet I already taste happiness

I'm on my way

I see you smile at me

for a moment everything is right

Then I see her coming back so I walk off

I'm on my way, away

It's hurt me so bad, leaving the first time

coming back, and leaving again

I don't want to look at you

or hear your perfect voiceI'm leaving you

and hopefully never coming back

I'm on my way, away

I know I'll get better

time heals all wounds

but how long is it gonna take?

I'll never forget you completely but know that

I'm on my way, away.